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A Disaster of Epic Proportions
OMG! Maker's Mark has reduced its alcohol content from 90° to 84°! What will my lady, Evie Takahashi, and I ever do? This is most likely an action undertaken by the FBI to punish us for our sins, which are plentiful. I guess it's time to switch to Jim Beam or Johnny Walker. Or maybe our favorite bartender at the Streamline Tavern can make a suggestion. She's a fine alcoholic, and possesses an encyclopᴂdic knowledge of ways to get high. The classic extra-dry, very dirty vodka martini is a possibility, but the things are so damnably expensive in Seattle, (and most of our favorite dives don't offer them) that we invariably wind up with empty pockets before 9PM or 10PM. That will never do. When Takahashi and I go on a bender, it's imperative to drink all the way to morning and watch the sun rise over Puget Sound.

Well, we'll see what happens.

Namaste, my little superstars!

Dark Alley: Seattle, Washington
Mental Illness: annoyed
Noise: Alien Sex Fiend · All the Madmen

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dumpsterdiva From: dumpsterdiva Date: February 14th, 2013 01:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Perhaps you could order doubles? Then the alcohol content would eventually even out. Eventually....
photosexual From: photosexual Date: February 18th, 2013 12:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm spittin' distance from the Streamline. I don't have the cash to stop in there much these days, but it's a darn comfy haunt.

And as for Maker's Mark dumbing it down? I'm disappointed in them. Keep it what it was, and charge another notch higher. But now they're gonna try to science it up to be less booze and more trickery for the same price. BAH!
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